At the scene of the incident

AUSTIN, TEXAS (USA) – Sunday morning at 3:35am the body of Weylo has found under a house that fell from the sky outside of the Broken Spoke on South Lamar. The body was discover by Cooter and Maggie Jenkins visiting from Topeka, Kansas. Cooter was urinating on the house while lighting a cigarette and spotted Weylo’s feet sticking out from beneath the house. Cooter reported, “Thems some fancy city slicker shoes. Screw that dude!”

Weylo was the evil doppelganger of the honest and uncorrupted Emilio “Meylo” Rodriguez. Meylo was questioned outside of his home on his way to work this morning and reported. “As unfortunate as this may sound, I’m not gonna miss the guy. He’s created problems for me and important people in my life. At least we don’t have to worry about his ruthless shenanigans anymore. Screw that dude!”

Meylo mourns the death of Weylo

Some of the people Weylo hung out with on Saturday night reported that He had been causing problems and was extra rowdy and annoying. “He can be very deceiving.” an acquaintance mentioned, “He shows up to parties as an impostor to the real Meylo. Screw that dude!”

Funeral services are to be announce once the house can be lifted by a special crane that is currently being used downtown Austin for construction on a high-rise set for completion in the Fall of 2011. When the project manager was approached about using the crane his response was, “We will eventually get to moving the house. I speak for all of us in our work crew when I say, Screw that dude!”